Followers, 

So sorry about disappearing, HOWEVER the blog is back better than before and with full force.

Merry Christmas!

(612): → I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.

(401): → after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

(618): → bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented

Can I just say how much I love my followers on this blog? 

You’re all so chill and I love it.

(805): → I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the “I might be bi curious” card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It’s like he’s a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.

That’s actually pretty awesome, you know, despite the fact that my dyslexia plagues my life D:

But since you’re so cool about this, I have personally redone it. It was hilarious and only deserves to be done right. So I give you round dos:

(504): → how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

(609): → Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night

(210): → I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to “I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV”